Dita Royce in Tortoise. These are the ultimate classic square frames and at $400 they’d better be life-changing. I went to try on a pair of round frames I ordered and the guy at the shop said even though I could pull those off I’d look “sexier” in the Dita man-glasses. Then we polled everyone in the shop to eliminate salesman bias and it was unanimous: if I want to seem remotely fuckable I should get these, if I want to let my dorky freak flag fly get the round ones. I said I had to think that over. I wonder if people who don’t wear glasses ever experience such wardrobe angst.